Why good people die?
So no unemployment wud set  in heaven

Where does the golden fish lives?
In the golden can.

Who made the Sadness?
The Happiness came up and created the Sadness,as marketing method of approach for more succsefull impositioning of her branding.

(Thrs is a bulgarian saying "The good apples are eaten by the pigs",it used most often in d meanin tht the good girls are always with idiots,so the question of this idom comes from tht bg saying)
And why are the good apples for the pigs?
The Pigs are famous as perfect gentlemen and asthetes.No self-respecting Pig wud humiliate himslf tht much,t b content with an ugly apple.

How is the male fly called?
when coming late in d night at home - "morron,alcoholic,pig",when gettin salary - "sweetheart",during the other time "Husband" or just simply "Brum".

How do they put the chocolate frosting on an ice-cream on a stick?
Well,the frosting get born frostyish,but with more of a cuboid shape,which is closed from every side.At some point of its existence starts to feel lonely and emptyn and the urges to find the right filling.On the other hand the Ice-creams are walking around with just a stick and are waitin to see an enpty Frosting and get inside it and spend the rest of their earthly pilgrimage drinking beer infront of the TV,watching the Alpine FIS World Cup